I got this email yesterday from one of my friend. I though this is so funny and made me laugh… Read and let me know your response…!!!
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ketanbhai Shah.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room.
Ketanbhai says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose, if I stay. I’ll give it a try’
Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room.
Ketanbhai says to himself, ‘I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.What can happen to me?’ So he stays.
Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room.
Ketanbhai says to himself, ‘I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?’ So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo – Croat to leave… 498 people leave the room.
Ketanbhai says to himself, ‘ I do not speak one word of Serbo – Croat but what do I have to lose?’ So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said, ‘Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo – Croat, so I’d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.’
Calmly, Ketanbhai turns to the other candidate and says, ‘Kem chho?’ The other candidate answers, ‘Ek dam majama!’
Today, I got flooded email about horoscope. I hardly believe but I like this one because It had some good characteristic, I have posted below about Virgo as I am Virgo…!!!
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring, Smart, Loud, Loyal, Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do.. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and never forget the one and only.
I hardly reply, forward or share flooded email but, I liked this email and it is partially true about life in 2009. I believe that we all will change dramatically in upcoming years… So, be with flow 😉
Fwd email to me
- You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
- You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
- You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
- Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
- You pull up in your own drive way and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
- Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
- Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
- You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
- You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 🙂
- You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
- Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
- You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
- You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t #9 on this list